I know that there are many of you that are big fans of this franchise and because you guys asked me to do it here we have the Star Wars Theme Song! Star Wars is an American epic space-opera media franchise created by George Lucas, which began with the eponymous 1977 film and quickly became a worldwide pop-culture phenomenon. The franchise has been expanded into various films and other media, including television series, video games, novels, comic books, theme park attractions, and themed areas, comprising an all-encompassing fictional universe (I will make a post of star wars series and videogames later).
The full version of Star Wars opening!!
Star Wars Theme Song
John Williams composed the soundtracks for the nine episodic films; he has stated that he will retire from the franchise with The Rise of Skywalker, he also composed Han Solo’s theme for Solo: A Star Wars Story, which John Powell adapted and composed the rest of the score of. Michael Giacchino composed the score of Rogue One. Williams also created the main theme for Galaxy’s Edge.
Well, this doesn’t have lyrics but as you know Each film opens with the static blue text, “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….”, followed by the Star Wars logo shrinking in front of a field of stars, as if moving away from the viewer. do you want to read that? I have good news for you!! we have it below!!
Episode I: THE PHANTOM MENACE
“Turmoil has engulfed Planet Investors, upending rational investing. The statutory corporate tax rates to outlying star systems are in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a tax-free repatriation of overseas cash, the White House has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Maine.
While the Congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Tweeter has secretly dispatched two of his warriors (Mnuchin and Cohn), his guardians of low taxes for the nobles in the galaxy, to settle the conflict….”
Episode II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES
“There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. As several establishment Republicans have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.
This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Flake, has made it difficult for the limited number of warriors to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.
Senator Collins, the former Queen of Maine, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi….”
Episode III: REVENGE OF THE SITH
“Twitter War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Robert Mueller. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish aging droid leader, General Bernie Sanders (not to be confused with the Evil Colonel Sandurz), has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor McConnell, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two other Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor….”
Episode IV: A NEW HOPE
“It is a period of investor strife. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, (with price-earnings ratios ever expanding and dips ever bought) have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire (despite the robotic and fake impressions coming out of Facebook and Twitter) .
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the Death Star AMAZON, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet (and/or markets).
Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Kamala races home aboard her starship (on the Left Coast), custodian of the stolen plans that can save the markets and instill value and common sense to the galaxy….”
Episode V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
“It is a dark time for the Rebellion. The Death Star Amazon has not yet been destroyed and Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet (of Generals Kelly, H.R. McMaster and Mattis) , a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Booker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of California.
The evil lord Paul Ryan, obsessed with finding young Booker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes (and quant strategies) into the far reaches of space, continuing to boost investor confidence and buoy the S&P Index….”
Episode VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI
“Luke Booker has returned to his home planet of Newark in an attempt to rescue his party from the clutches of the vile gangster Bannon the Hutt and from (unregulated and growing power/value) of the sinister FANGS.
Little does Luke know that the Galactic Empire has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star, AMAZON.
When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels and short sellers struggling to restore freedom and common sense to investors…”
Episode VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS
“Luke Booker has vanished. In his absence, the sinister DARTH PUTIN has risen from the ashes of the Empire (and Facebook/Twitter) and will not rest until Booker, the last Jedi (and market complacency), have been destroyed.
With the support of the REPUBLIC, Princess Kamala Harris leads a brave RESISTANCE. She is desperate to find her brother Luke Booker and gain his help in restoring peace and justice and reasonable valuations to the galaxy.
Princess Kamala has sent her most daring pilot on a secret mission to PLANET DNC, where an old ally (Princess Elizabeth) has discovered a clue to Luke’s whereabouts….”
If you guys want to still listening to more Star Wars I have a nice list of some of the most memorable soundtrack I could find, listen to them now!!
Top 10 Star wars Soundtracks
Tired? Well guys, I have something extra for you that found and I think is pretty cool so enjoy it x)
Star Wars Song Acapella
I know that many of you didn’t like the 3th trilogy and I understand most of the reasons but I think it was a good trilogy, not at the level of the other 2 but it was still good. If you are feeling angry join me in the dark side and let me know what you think about these theme songs, also tell me if you like the other soundtracks, listen to the other theme songs we have prepared for you right below and see you in the next one 😉